Guess who directed the newest commercial for Victoria’s Secret’s current “Very Sexy” campaign? Yeah: Michael Bay! The man who cuddles with explosions in his bed at night, the man who put Megan Fox into “Transformers” and therefore directly into our heads, when we sleep with our boyfriends, and the man who killed innocent teenagers in “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”. Literally. Now he’s jogging around beautiful women on the beach. And although I have no idea, if this ad is for bikinis or a perfume or the whole company itself, I could watch it over and over again and shouting at my boyfriend, why he’s not buying me those bikinis. Or a perfume. Or the whole company. Just buy me anything!
Marlene von Fintel – April 17, 2013